NEW and LIMITED! Aug 30 thru Sept 1 & Sept 27 thru Oct 5 only! A GRAND WELCOME from the Master Thespian!

“Hello! It is I, Bone Dallaire, here! Master Thespian, Consummate Actor, and Lover of all things Beautiful! Do not simply stand there with your mouth agape! Your skeletal heart — ahem, I mean, my skeletal heart! — is overflowing with joy to welcome you! Did you hear that? I SAID JOY! Because here, at my magnificent Academy, we don’t just learn to act. We learn to be. As I always declare: ‘If all the world’s a stage… only you can play you!’ Now, let the grand prologue begin!”

Why You MUST Enroll!

Our motto is “Love Inspires Magic!” (AMOR INSPIRAT MAGIAM), and trust me, darling, you’ll be positively overflowing with both! We believe that the most powerful performances don’t come from your scripts, they come from the glorious, chaotic mess of your own brilliant self.